How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Game Night (2006)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Barney : Ladies, gentlemen, Ted. This has been a wonderful evening. I got great dirt on all you guys. I got Ted to tell the Re-return. I finally nailed Shannon. Told her I'd call her tomorrow...a-yeah, right! And I rediscovered how awesomely awesome my life is. Peace out, hombres!

  [pause] 

  Marshall : I think Barney just won game night.

• Lily Aldrin : You brought the game to the bar?

  Marshall : Well, we're not quitting just 'cause Ted's so far ahead.

  Ted Mosby : I was winning?

• Marshall : [Explaining the rules of Marsh-gammon]  ... But if you roll an even number while adjacent to the Peppermint Forest, then you "Marshall out," and all your chips go into the pot, and remember, if you ever ask the question "What?", then... you got to drink. Got it?

  Narrator : No

• Marshall : [about the game he invented]  It's called, "Marshgammon". It combines all the best features of all the best games: Candyland, I Never, Pictionary...

  Robin Scherbatsky : Backgammon, obviously.

  Marshall : No, backgammon sucks. I took the only good part of backgammon, the "gammon", and I left the rest of it in the trash where it belongs.

• Marshall : [Telling his most embarrassing story]  I was stopping by Lily's kindergarten class to say hi, but they were all at recess. I really had to pee, so I went into the class's restroom. It was a-a smaller target than I'm used to, so I figured I should sit down. What I didn't realize was, it was a shared bathroom.

  [a kid comes in] 

  Screaming Boy : [Screaming]  AGRHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  [Marshall stumbles out of the bathroom and lands face first in front of Lily and the kindergarteners] 

  Marshall : I wish I'd pulled up my pants.

  Lily Aldrin : The kids still call him Funny Butt.