How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Belly Full of Turkey (2005)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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Quotes 

• Robin : Wait, so you're not going home for Thanksgiving?

  Ted : No, I have to work on Friday. You?

  Robin : I'm Canadian, remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.

  Ted : Oh, right, I forgot, you guys are weird. You pronounce the word "out" "ouut."

  Robin : You guys are the world leader in handgun violence, your healthcare system is bankrupt, and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.

  Ted : ...Your cops are called "mounties."

• Robin : Thanksgiving in November... weird.

• [about having to do community service after being caught urinating in public] 

  Barney : I was unfarely punished because the wall belonged to the judge's church.

  Ted : You peed on a church?

  Barney : I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see, because I was drunk!

  Ted : [happily]  You *are* evil!

  Robin : All is right with the world again.

• Robin : Have you met Ted?

  Ted : I am the aforementioned Ted.

  Amanda : Cool, so what do you do around here?

  Ted : Well... I... uh... I do nothing, absolutely nothing.

  Amanda : Well, I think I can find something for you and your girlfriend to do.

  Ted : Oh, she's not my girlfriend.

  Robin : I'm his ex-girlfriend. I just wasn't enough woman for him. Emotionally... or sexually.

  Robin : [Robin goes up behind Amanda]  Oh... my... God.

• Barney : Man, it's amazing out there. I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner.

  [Ted and Robin stare at him] 

  Barney : And the way the faces of the less fortunate light up when you give them a hot, nutritious meal, is there a better feeling on earth?

  Robin : Yesterday you said the best feeling on earth was getting your toes sucked. Then you requested a high-five with your foot.