Lisa Edelstein credited as playing...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy
- Dr. James Wilson: [using a gruff disguised voice] House. This is God.
- Dr. Gregory House: [while inside of the MRI chamber] Look, I'm a little busy right now; not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
- Dr. James Wilson: Let me check. Ohh, I gotta plague! What about Friday?
- Dr. Gregory House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
- Dr. James Wilson: Oh, damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm going to come up with a new answer this time!
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [as she enters the MRI room] House!
- Dr. Gregory House: Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
- Dr. Gregory House: God, why have you forsaken me?
- Dr. Gregory House: [enters Cuddy's office] I need a favor.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'm not in a giving mood.
- Dr. Gregory House: It'll help us both. I need a shot of morphine in my spine.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: If your leg hurts, take your Vicodin.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's not enough. Get a syringe.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Morphine is extreme. Even for you.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Read that on the insert.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Get one of your lackeys to do it.
- Dr. Gregory House: I don't want them knowing.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: That you're on the road to becoming a junkie?
- Dr. Gregory House: That I'm in this much pain. I don't want them questioning my judgment. I can't ask Wilson because he figures it's all in my head.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, I agree with him. I'm going home.
- [starts to leave her office]
- Dr. Gregory House: [begins lowering his trousers] Well, what about this?
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [looking mildly shocked] What are you doing?
- Dr. Gregory House: [reveals the severe scarring and muscle damage on his thigh] Is this in my head?
- [his voice breaks in despair]
- Dr. Gregory House: Because I could swear I remember a thigh muscle being here!
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [as her expression changes from shock to sympathy] I'll get a syringe.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [while handing a folder of House's latest patient to him] Teenage supermodel. Presented with double vision, sudden aggressive behavior, cataplexy...
- Dr. Gregory House: [yanks the folder out of her hands] You had me at "teenage supermodel."