House M.D. (TV Series)
Daddy's Boy (2005)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Allison Cameron : Why would you need $5,000?
Dr. Robert Chase : Bad night at poker or a great night with a hooker.
Dr. Gregory House : Thank you for saving me the trouble of deflecting that personal question with a joke.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : You have no evidence to support a poisoning diagnosis.
Dr. Gregory House : Which is why it's going to be so cool when I turn out to be right.
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Dr. Gregory House : You lie to your mother?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Only since I was twelve!
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Dr. James Wilson : We're discussing your new patient.
Dr. Gregory House : Must be a boring discussion, seeing that I haven't accepted a new patient.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Wilson] You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.
Dr. James Wilson : Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth!
Dr. Gregory House : Ha, not as big as yours!
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John House : Last I checked, you still have two legs.
Dr. Gregory House : [holds up cane] Actually, three.
John House : You know what your problem is, Greg?
Dr. Gregory House : Shifting gears?
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Dr. Gregory House : Well, there's the fever that Cameron was looking for.
Dr. Allison Cameron : We knew if it was myelitis there had to be an -itis. This must be the infection that set it off.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah. Except in this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but...
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Dr. Gregory House : [to an EMT who has just tried to give instructions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school
EMT : Bite me.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : What's with the jacket?
Dr. Gregory House : It keeps me warm and cool. How does it know?
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [after House gets off the phone] Who was that?
Dr. Gregory House : Angelina Jolie. I call her mom. Who thinks that's sexy?
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Dr. Gregory House : When I said I'd do anything for the money, obviously I didn't mean it.
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Dr. Gregory House : [hearing serious news about patient on phone] Check it again. I'll be right there.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : What happened?
Dr. Gregory House : Apparently I can save money by switching to another long-distance carrier.
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Dr. Gregory House : He lied to his son about how his mom died?
Dr. Allison Cameron : He was just protecting him.
Dr. Gregory House : Manipulating him.
Dr. Allison Cameron : It's what parents do.
Dr. Gregory House : They lie to us because they love us. Who's getting teary?
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Dr. Gregory House : [about the patient and his father] Are these people completely incapable of telling the truth to each other?
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Ken] You lied.
Ken Hall : What are you talking about?
Dr. Gregory House : Oh, yeah. Of course in this family, probably need more specifics. You told us you owned a construction company, not a salvage yard.
Ken Hall : I know the way things work. The better my job, the better my son gets treated.
Dr. Gregory House : Right. That's why I'm mad. 'Cause we wasted all that filet mignon on you.
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Ken Hall : [about Carnell] I gave him an early graduation gift. Old plumb I found. Looks like a fishing weight. Put it on a keychain so he'd always remember where he came from.
Dr. Gregory House : So he can lie about it later.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to his mother] It's great to see you.
Blythe House : Oh, Greg. Don't lie.