The Honeymooners (TV Series)

Young Man with a Horn (1956)

Audrey Meadows: Alice Kramden

Quotes 

• Alice Kramden : Will you be sensible, Ralph? You don't play it any more.

  Ralph Kramden : That's got nothing to do with it. I want to keep it.

  Alice Kramden : Alright Ralph, you haven't touched it in years,

  Ralph Kramden : I wanna keep it.

  Ed Norton : He's right, Alice. He hasn't touched his toes in years either, he still wants to keep them.

• Ralph Kramden : I could never hit that high note.

  Alice Kramden : You know something? I liked it better with the sock in it.

  Ralph Kramden : I'd like you a little better with a sock in you.

• Alice Kramden : [Ralph tries to play but no sound comes out]  Not so loud, Ralph. You'll disturb the neighbors.

  Ed Norton : Maybe it's one of those high-frequency cornets that only dogs can hear.

  Ralph Kramden : [Ralph pulls out a sock]  What's a sock doing in my cornet?

  Alice Kramden : It must be one of the tender memories that's attached to it.

• Alice Kramden : I like the new Ralph Kramden and I'm not gonna let you give up. And if the old Ralph Kramden ever shows his face around here again, I am gonna hit him right on top of the head with this cornet.

  Ralph Kramden : You know something? I did hit that high note once... the day I married you.