The Honeymooners (TV Series)

The Sleepwalker (1955)

Audrey Meadows: Alice Kramden

Quotes 

• Alice Kramden : Trixie hasn't had any sleep in three nights. If she doesn't get some rest soon, she's just gonna waste away to nothing.

  Ralph Kramden : She didn't have any sleep in three nights? How about me? I haven't slept in three nights! She'll waste away? Don't you care if I waste away?

  Alice Kramden : Yes, I care, Ralph! But you wouldn't waste away if you stayed awake for nine years.

  Ralph Kramden : How would you like to waste away on the moon?

• Ralph Kramden : We've got money in the bank, haven't we?

  Alice Kramden : Yes, we have money in the bank. Three dollars and 31 cents.

  Ralph Kramden : Three dollars and 31 cents? Well, what do you do with all the money, Alice.

  Alice Kramden : I put it in the bank.

• Alice Kramden : Ralph, you have to do something. If anything happened to Ed, you would hate yourself.

  Ralph Kramden : Not for long, I have a very forgiving nature.