The Honeymooners (TV Series)

The Sleepwalker (1955)

Art Carney: Ed Norton

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Quotes 

• Ed Norton : Come back! Come back, little Lulu!

• [Ralph and Norton are about to go to bed together when Ralph shows Norton a toothbrush] 

  Ralph Kramden : Norton?

  Ed Norton : What?

  Ralph Kramden : Did you use my toothbrush?

  Ed Norton : I dunno.

  Ralph Kramden : What do you mean you don't know?

  Ed Norton : Well, you got a red toothbrush and I got a red toothbrush. They was layin' side by side and I didn't know which was which, so I just went, "Eeeny, meeny, miney, mo."

  Ralph Kramden : [holds up toothbrush]  Is this Mo?

  Ed Norton : [looks at toothbrush]  Yep, that's Mo all right.

  Ralph Kramden : Well, for your information, Mo happens to be my toothbrush.

  Ed Norton : Oh, I was wonderin' why there was somethin' familiar about Miney.

• Ed Norton : [sleepwalking]  Luu-Luu!

• Ed Norton : Hey, Ralph, you want an apple?

  Ralph Kramden : No.

  Ed Norton : How about a banana?

  Ralph Kramden : I don't want any banana.

  Ed Norton : How about a nice kumquat?

  Ralph Kramden : Norton, I don't want any fruit of any kind!

• Ed Norton : Ralph, are you sure you don't want a kumquat?

  Ralph Kramden : [screaming]  WILL YOU GO TO SLEEP!

• Ed Norton : When I was 21 years old, I wanted to go to college.

  Psychiatrist : And what happened?

  Ed Norton : They wouldn't let me. They said I had to finish grammar school first.