- [Alice is planning the menu for Ralph's birthday party]
- Alice: On second thought, I better make that coconut cake.
- Trixie: Why? Ralph's crazy about chocolate cake.
- Alice: That's just it. I bought him a new belt for his birthday, and I wanna make sure it fits the day after.
- Trixie: Well, you can always exchange it for a larger size.
- Alice: There is no larger size.
- Ralph Kramden: What is the matter with you? Here my home is being broken up, my happiness destroyed and you want to know if I'm ready to go bowling?
- Ed Norton: Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Ralph. How about shootin' a little pool?