- Ed Norton: Hey, Ralph, what's the normal temperature, around 98, ain't it?
- Ralph Kramden: 98.6.
- Ed Norton: What would you say a bad temperature is?
- Ralph Kramden: Hundred and two, 103. What is it, Norton? What is my temperature?
- [Norton becomes shocked as he examines the thermometer; Ralph gets impatient]
- Ralph Kramden: WHAT'S MY TEMPERATURE, NORTON?
- Ed Norton: [crying out] A HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!
- Ralph Kramden: A hundred and eleven?
- Ed Norton: Why'd it have to be you? Prime of life!
- [Uncle Leo has heartily slapped Ralph on the back a few times, not realizing that he hurt his back; after Leo leaves, Ralph lets out a loud bellow of pain]
- Alice Kramden: [worried] Ralph, what happened?
- Ralph Kramden: Baby, nothing. I was just yawning.
- Alice Kramden: Yawning?
- Ralph Kramden: I'm tired.
- Alice Kramden: Sounded like feeding time at the zoo.
- Ralph Kramden: I asked you if you had any leftovers for last night's supper.
- Alice Kramden: Ralph, we're eating at my mother's.
- Ralph Kramden: I told you, I am not going to your mother's, I'm too tired, and I gotta get to bed early.
- Alice Kramden: You'll still get to bed early. We'll go to mother's, eat supper, and come right home.
- Ralph Kramden: Now, you know I'm not that kind of a man. I'm not the kind that eats and runs.
- Alice Kramden: Eats and runs? The way you eat, you're lucky you can walk!
- Ralph Kramden: Oh, if I wasn't tired, would you get yours!
- Alice Kramden: Ralph, how could you do such a thing?
- Ralph Kramden: Homina homina homina homina homina.
- Ed Norton: Why don't you just put your foot down and say, "Alice, I'm going bowling!"?
- Ralph Kramden: Get a load of who's talkin'. How about the night that Trixie insisted that you go with her to her mother's house, the night we were gonna play pool?
- Ed Norton: Well we ended up playing pool, didn't we?
- Ralph Kramden: Yeah, you and me against Trixie and her mother.
- Ed Norton: [laughs] I'll never forget that shellacking we took.