The Honeymooners (TV Series)

A Matter of Record (1956)

Art Carney: Ed Norton

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• Johnny Bennett : We don't have a substitute, unless you'd play for us. How about it, Mr. Kramden, do you think you can cover 2nd base?

  Ed Norton : My boy, you are looking at a man that could cover the infield, the outfield, and four sections of the bleachers.

• Ralph : [Ralph has 2 tickets to a Broadway show]  Now come on, Norton, do you wanna go or don't you? I can't use two seats.

  Ed Norton : That's a matter of opinion. I'll manage to squeeze in somehow.

• Ed Norton : Are you pouring out your heart or your liver?

• Ed Norton : In the words of the immortal bard, Shakespeare, "There are three times in a man's life when he wants to be alone: one, when he's communing with his thoughts; two, when he's being tender with his wife; and three, when he's in the isolation booth on 'The $64,000 Question'."