The Honeymooners (TV Series)

A Matter of Record (1956)

Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden

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• Ralph : [speaking to a recorder an apology to Alice]  Hello, Alice. This is me, Ralph. Alice, I'm sorry. I'm miserable without ya. Please come back to me, Alice. I apologize for everything I've said. I even apologize to your mother. I know she doesn't mean the things she says, Alice, it's just her nature. She doesn't mean to be mean, she's just born that way. When she says things about your old boyfriends and about the furniture in the apartment, I know that she doesn't mean to get me mad. She's just naturally mean, that's all. When she spilled the beans about the end of the play, I shouldn't have gotten mad at that, I should've expected it from her. I know how she is. She's never gonna be any different, Alice! She's gonna be the *same old way*, Alice! She's a BLABBERMOUTH, Alice! A BLAAABBERMOOOUUUTH!

• Ralph : [to Alice's mother; shouting]  *You* - are a blabbermouth! A blabbermouth! You! Blabbermouth! Out!

• Ralph : [Ralph has 2 tickets to a Broadway show]  Now come on, Norton, do you wanna go or don't you? I can't use two seats.

  Ed Norton : That's a matter of opinion. I'll manage to squeeze in somehow.