- [Ralph is taking Alice's new puppy back to the pound]
- Ed Norton: Ralph Kramden, you just lost your membership card to the human race!
- Ralph Kramden: As long as I can remember, I weighed exactly what I weigh now, 165 pounds. As far back as I can remember, 165.
- Ralph Kramden: Gee, I remember when I used to weigh 165. Did you ever see a picture of me when I weighed 165 pounds?
- Ed Norton: No, Ralph, I never did see any of your baby pictures.