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The Wedding (2002)

Brendon Small: Brendon Small, Dwayne, Walter, Various

Quotes 

• Brendon : [trying on tuxedos]  This sucks! I look like a magician.

  Andrew Small : Oh, you look good.

  Brendon : No, I look like a magician.

  Andrew Small : No... you look like a waiter at a restaurant that has no child labour laws.

• Coach McGuirk : Do you wanna know what a real rash is?

  Brendon : No.

  Coach McGuirk : I'll tell you. You get a rash somewhere on your body. It hurts so bad that you go blind. That's how bad it is. You blow up like a balloon, you look like a circus freak, you know what I'm talking about?

  Brendon : No.

  Coach McGuirk : Next thing you know, you're in the circus, touring, making good money.

  Brendon : Wow.

  Coach McGuirk : You know my life.