Home Improvement (TV Series)

Some Like It Hot Rod (1994)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• [Jill has completely dried, cleaned, and waxed Tim's hot rod, which was in sad shape after Jill left it outside during a blizzard; the car now looks perfect] 

  Tim : This is the best thing you could give me.

  Jill : I gave you three boys.

  Tim : But none of them came out this clean.

• Tim : Oh no, we overslept.

  Al : I have to go.

  Tim : No, stick around awhile.

  Al : [Running outside]  No, I mean I have to GO.

  Tim : We have a bathroom in the house, Al.

• Tim : [sees his hot rod covered in snow]  My hot rod!

  Randy Taylor : You always said you wanted a snow-mobile.

• Tim : Did I blame you when I dropped the beam on your car?

  Jill : Yes you did.

  Tim : And do you remember how lame that was?

  Jill : Yes I do.

• Al : You know Tim. I haven't heard the word "please" all night.

  Tim : You're right. Please shut up and get back to work.