- Al: [found out there was another gas leak in the house that they didn't know about or repair] Benny! Did your aunt happen to mention that there was also a leak in the stove?
- Benny: Maybe, it's hard to understand her when she's not wearing her teeth.
- Al: You realize that there is the possibility that gas has been leaking in this house for the past half hour. the slightest spark could cause combustion.
- Benny: Hey, take it easy. I disconnected all the electrical appliances like you asked.
- Al: Ahh, well good.
- Benny: Except that lamp over there. But you don't have to worry, it's the kind that only goes on when you clap.
- Tim: [wanting to leave and not knowing the situation] C'mon guys lets go.
- [He claps twice and the lamp turns on causing the house to blow up]
- Tim: Let me guess, there was another leak.
- Al: The stove.
- Tim: BENNY!
- Tim: [about Benny singing in the shower] Well, either Benny is singing or there is a sick cow in this house.
- Brad: Why aren't we having eggs?
- Tim: Benny ate them.
- Mark: Or bacon?
- Jill: Benny.
- Randy: Or toast?
- Tim: Benny.
- Jill: Who ties up the phone, puts dark laundry in with our whites, sleeps all day, sits on the couch watches T.V. all night?
- Tim: Benny.
- Brad: Who do we want out of the house?
- Brad, Tim, Mark, Jill, Randy: Benny!