Michael Hurst credited as playing...
- Xena: If he was really your friend, he wouldn't have come here and tried to interfere.
- Iolaus: Well I guess you're right, Xena. It's just -- I've never been on a different side to Hercules before.
- Xena: You didn't let that stop you from standing up to him. You were a true warrior.
- Iolaus: If I was anything less, you wouldn't want me here.
- Xena: You've turned out to be everything I thought Hercules would be. But Hercules -- I can be fierce and violent, Iolaus, you've seen that for yourself. But to hear Hercules say what he said -- it was like having a dagger plunged through my heart.
- Iolaus: I've ended my friendship with him.
- Xena: Then you must be in pain, too.
- Iolaus: Not as long as I'm with you.
- Xena: Come to bed when you're finished with your sword. I'll be waiting.
- Iolaus: Come on!
- [Hercules and Iolaus fight]
- Iolaus: Fight, damn it! Quit acting like you're too good for me!
- Hercules: I have never been too good for you! I'm just trying to stay alive long enough for you to come to your senses!
- Iolaus: It's not every day I meet a beautiful woman that wants to wash my back.
- Xena: Oh, I will do more for you than that, Iolaus... much more.
- Iolaus: You do this for all your warriors?
- Xena: Only special ones.
- Iolaus: Oh. I hope there aren't too many of those.
- Xena: Right now, there's just you.
- Iolaus: I can't believe you'd show your face here.
- Hercules: Stay out of this, Iolaus. My fight's with Xena, not you.
- Iolaus: Don't push me aside! You're the one that attacked Xena and killed the warrior with her.
- Soldiers: Xena. Let's go. Quickly!
- Xena: Is this the best you've got? Ha! Bring it on!
- Iolaus: Boy, you know how to show a guy a good time.
- Xena: Don't talk, fight!