- Gordon Ramsay - Head Chef: Get me Jean-Pierre please. Jean Philippe - what ever his fucking name is.
- Angus Deayton - Presenter: Their collective pecker was far from up.
- [speaking of the chefs' bad night of service]
- Gordon Ramsay - Head Chef: And put your hand on your sack and find your bollocks.
- Jean Philippe Susilovic: Yes, Gordon.
- Angus Deayton - Presenter: Well, Gordon couldn't remember if it were Jean Philippe or Jean-Pierre the other night, so he obviously decided to resort to a more memorable nick name, so congratulations to 'Fuck face' for keeping his cool when told to move his Belgium little ass. Racism and sexual harassment all in one insult. Excellent work, Gordon.