Have Gun - Will Travel (TV Series)

The Last Laugh (1958)

Stuart Whitman: Gil Borden

Quotes 

• Gil Borden : Hey, what do you think you're doing, Mister?

  Paladin : Oh, I was just trying to organise this, the, ah, personal...

  Gil Borden : Well, this is my wife's petticoat.

  Paladin : I recognized it. It's Belgian lace and it's very pretty.

  Gil Borden : I don't like your sense of humor, Mister

• Gil Borden : All right. Who was it?

  Ed McKay : Him.

  Paladin : Borden, use your head. What reason would I have to hurt your wife?

  Ed McKay : Look at him. He's a fast gun. He likes hurting people.

  Paladin : You don't believe that, do you?

  Gil Borden : I can't disbelieve it.

  Ed McKay : He was right there, at the horse, fussing with the saddle, fixing the cinch. Ask anybody.

  Mickey : That's right. I saw it from inside the saloon. He was fooling around with that cinch.

  Gil Borden : It better be the truth, Ed.

  Ed McKay : You think anybody is crazy enough to lie to you? Ask Judd, he was there.

• Paladin : Isn't your wife invited to this party?

  Gil Borden : You won't enjoy it as much as I will.

  Paladin : I think she'd like to see you as a hero, judge, jury, and executioner all wrapped up in one.

  Gil Borden : Tie him up, Ed.

  Paladin : She'll be real pleased with you... Shooting an innocent man, unarmed, with his hands carefully tied. She'd be really impressed with you.

  Gil Borden : One more word out of you!

  Ed McKay : Go on, Borden, put him away.

  Paladin : Let Mr Borden have his big moment.

  Ed McKay : He's trying to talk you into fighting.

  Mickey : Yeah, he ain't worth it.

  Gil Borden : You guys shut up.

  Paladin : I was told you'd rather fight than eat. Are you looking for a change of diet?