- Captain Deadwood: They call me Captain Deadwood, the Heartless. Arr! But don't let the name fool ya; I'm not a real captain.
- [Mandy gets sprayed by cow's milk]
- Grim: What's this?
- [he sees a retro cartoon phonograph]
- Grim: Hey, Mandy, I've figured out what's making that music.
- [Mandy gets up]
- Grim: You okay?
- Mandy: [sourly] Do I look okay?
- Grim: It's hard to tell; you sort of always look that way.
- [Mandy gets sprayed by cow's milk again]
- Grim: [laughing] Now that's comedy!
- Mandy: [really furious; screaming] I HATE RETRO CARTOONS!
- Gepetto: Pinocchio, it's not that I don't love you anymore. It's just that I love Billy more. And you're dead to me.
- Mandy: [after the show intro] Violets are blue, roses are red. We're coming aboard, prepare to eat lead.