Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)
Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head (2005)
Katherine Heigl: Dr. Izzie Stevens
Quotes
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Dr. Meredith Grey : Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win.
Dr. Cristina Yang : You don't wanna play with me.
Dr. Meredith Grey : Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek's married.
[George spits his beer out]
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : George, beer is dripping from your nostrils.
[He walks off]
Dr. Meredith Grey : Told ya I'd win.
Dr. Cristina Yang : No, you don't win.
Dr. Meredith Grey : Did you hear me? I said Derek is married, as in pig-headed, adulterous, liar, married. Nothing you could say could top that.
Dr. Cristina Yang : I'm pregnant. I win.
[Joe collapses]
Dr. Cristina Yang : Ok, maybe Joe wins.
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Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : Why are you back here tonight? You don't have a date with McDreamy?
Dr. George O'Malley : More like McMarried.
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Dr. Alex Karev : Oh, sure, I'm the guy with the heart of stone, and you brought snacks.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : It's a working lunch.
Dr. Alex Karev : Snacks to watch Joe die.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : He's not gonna die die, they're gonna bring him back.
Dr. Alex Karev : He's gonna die die, no pulse pulse, he is gonna be dead dead.
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Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : You had it coming.
Dr. Alex Karev : The dude punches like my sister.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : Oh, so, by your definition then, you got beat up by a girl.
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Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : You have been treating these people for the last week, how can you not know their names?
Dr. Alex Karev : Surgery is the only speciality where we don't waste time getting to know the patients. They're slabs of meat, we're butchers.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : They're human beings. You do know what a human being is don't you Evil Spawn?
Dr. Alex Karev : I'm not evil. Unless evil turns you on.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : Did you ever wake up in the morning and realize that nobody likes you, and... well, I don't know, care?
Dr. Alex Karev : Oh, oh, I think somebody likes me.