- Dr. Meredith Grey: I have a feeling...
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: I get those!
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Yeah?
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Yeah!
- Dr. Meredith Grey: And?
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: If you wait long enough, it'll pass.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Promise?
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: I promise.
- [Meredith walks away and Derek stands there deep in thought]
- Dr. Addison Shepherd: Hey! What are you doing?
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Waiting for it to pass...
- Dr. Cristina Yang: You have a feeling?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Yes.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Okay. What kind of feeling?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Like I might die.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Today? Tomorrow? In fifty years? We're all gonna die eventually. Now we're late. Let's go!
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Cristina. Come on.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: [Sitting down on bed] Okay. This is me being supportive.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Really.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Yeah. Okay. Fine. I'm totally supportive. Go.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [Sitting up] Okay. The man I love... has a wife. And then he chooses her... over me. And that wife... takes my dog. Okay, she didn't take the dog... I gave it to her. But I didn't mean to give it to her; I meant to give it to him. But that does not change the fact that she has my McDreamy. And my McDog. She's got my McLife. And what have I got?
- [pauses]
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Do you know, I can't remember the last time we kissed? 'Cause you never think the last time's going to be the last time - you think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don't.
- [Lies back down]
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Plus my conditioner decided to stop working and I think I have brittle bones. I just - I just need something to happen. I need a sign that things are going to change. I need a reason to go on. I need some hope! And in the absence of hope, I need to stay in bed a feel like I might die today.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: [Stares at Meredith then throws back sheets] Whatever. Everybody has problems. Now get your ass out of bed and get to work. Now! Move, move, move!
- [Opens bedroom door and sees George and Izzie]
- Dr. Cristina Yang: We're good to go.
- Dr. Preston Burke: Dr. Shepherd.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Dr. Burke. You and I, we've known each other for a while now, right?
- Dr. Preston Burke: Yes.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: And we've done several successful surgeries together?
- Dr. Preston Burke: Yes.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Your girlfriend is my ex- girlfriend's best friend.
- Dr. Preston Burke: Yes.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Why can't we call each other by our first names?
- Dr. Preston Burke: I don't think so.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Seriously?
- Dr. Preston Burke: Seriously. Dr. Shepherd
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Dr. Burke.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Which surgeon are we going to have to suck up to today?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: That would be me.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Dr. Bailey?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: I've been gone two weeks. Two weeks! And you ran off two residents. I've got people phoning me at home, screaming, telling me my interns are Rosemary's babies! Nobody wants you! Do you think I have time for this? I am pregnant! I'm supposed to be on bedrest! I'm supposed to be growing a human being. I am supposed to be calm! Do I look calm to you! Did I raise you fools to be pariahs!
- Dr. George O'Malley: [Hugging Dr. Bailey] You're back!
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: I am not back.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You're not?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: [Smacks him] Get off me!
- [an ambulance roles up]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Yang, Karev, Grey, stay in here and wait for the incoming case. O'Malley, page Addison Shepherd. Stevens, get a wheelchair.
- Dr. George O'Malley: A wheelchair?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: A wheelchair.
- Dr. George O'Malley: What should I tell Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: [No one has moved] What did I say?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Dr. Bailey? What do you want me to tell Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd when she answers her page.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: [a splash is heard and everyone looks at Dr. Bailey's feet] Tell her my contractions are ten minutes apart and my water just broke all over your shoes.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Take off your pants
- Dr. Alex Karev: You realize when I said the apocalypse I meant it metaphorically, not literally.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors or do you want to literally take off your pants?
- Dylan Young: The chief of surgery has authorized me to tell you you can not stay here
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: The chief of surgery doesn't scare me, Dr. Bailey scares me. I'm not gonna be the one to let her husband die.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Bailey's in there!
- Dr. Richard Webber: Bailey's back?
- [looks into exam room]
- Dr. Richard Webber: O'Malley!
- Dr. George O'Malley: She's in labour. Dr Montgomery-Shephard is examining her cervix.
- Dr. Richard Webber: I can see that quite clearly. O'Malley, stop looking!
- Dr. George O'Malley: Pretty amazing right? Miracle of life...
- Dr. Richard Webber: Our Bailey, becoming a mother. Feels good having Bailey back at the hospital, balance has been restored.
- Dr. George O'Malley: That's all I'm saying sir.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Hey guys, what's going on?
- Dr. Richard Webber: Bailey's in there.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Oh Bailey's back? That's excellent!
- [looks into exam room]
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: And her cervix is being examined by my wife... which is an image I'll never get out of my head. Thanks for the warning.
- Dr. Preston Burke: [to Christina] We go to sleep, I think everything is fine, by the time I wake up, you're just a *little* bit crazy.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: [Dr. Bailey is in labor and exits her hospital room to see Dr. Webber, Dr. O'Malley and Dr. Shepherd outside] What are you people doing out here?
- Dr. Richard Webber: Are you all right? Can I get you anything?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: A boy the size of a ten pound bowling ball is working his way out of my body. Can you get me something for that? Can you get me a new vagina?
- Dr. Richard Webber: Uh... well...
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: I didn't think so.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: It's a look patients get in their eyes. There's a scent, a smell of death, some kind of sixth sense. When the great beyond is headed for you, you feel it coming. What's the one thing you've always dreamed of doing before you die?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I just need something to happen, I need a sign that things are going to change. I need a reason to go on. I need some hope! And in the abscence of hope, I need to stay in bed a feel like I'm going to die today.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: [throws back blanket] Whatever - everybody has problems. Now get your ass out of bed and get to work. NOW! Move-move-move!
- Dr. Cristina Yang: [opens the door to find Izzie and George] We're good to go.