Patrick Thomas credited as playing...
Greg Banks
- Shari Walker: [after the camera took Shari's picture] Look what you did!
- Greg Banks: Sorry, it was an accident. Maybe this time it won't be something bad.
- Shari Walker: I don't wanna disappear again! What's gonna happen?
- Greg Banks: Nothing, it's just a negative of you. I think you're OK. The camera must be broken.
- [Shari takes the camera and points it toward Greg]
- Greg Banks: Are you nuts?
- Shari Walker: Well if it's broken you wouldn't mind me taking your picture.
- Greg Banks: It's not funny! Give it to me!
- [camera takes Greg's picture in the struggle]
- Greg Banks: No! I'm fat!
- [Shari laughs]
- Greg Banks: It's not funny! You think this is a big joke?
- Shari Walker: Big? Yes, it is a big joke. Don't worry; the camera's broken, remember?
- Greg Banks: What if it isn't? What if?
- Shari Walker: What?
- Greg Banks: What if we start changing? I'm bringing the camera to school. I'll put it back after I show Mr. Saur in English class tomorrow. Everything will be OK.
- Mr. Saur: Greg Banks. What are you doing in this grotesque costume? get rid of this padding!
- [Pulls up Greg's shirt, revealing Greg's huge belly]
- Greg Banks: It's not a costume. It's the evil camera. It made me fat.
- Mr. Saur: The only fat is between your ears, Mr. Banks.
- Greg Banks: [Pinches his cheek] I don't look any different.
- [Pulls up his shirt and pushes his stomach out]
- Greg Banks: Anyone can stick their stomach out. That's normal. Everything's gonna be okay.
- Greg Banks: [Greg sits up on his bed and stretches. Suddenly, his pajama shirt rips in the back] What's happening?
- [Gets up and goes to the mirror, where he sees that he has become fat overnight]
- Greg Banks: No! No! NO!
- Greg Banks: At this rate, I'm going to explode. And you're going to vanish! We've got to do something.
- Shari Walker: But what?
- Greg Banks: Maybe if we took another picture, it'll turn out normal.
- Shari Walker: I don't know. Uh-oh! I'm getting that feeling!
- [Groans, and becomes thinner, resulting in her coat falling off]
- Greg Banks: I think you just lost another pound! Ooh!
- [Greg gains more weight as Shari watches in horror. His shirt rides up, and his massive belly comes out]
- Shari Walker: You're right, Greg. We've got to try something.
- Greg Banks: [to Terry] You have to reverse these photo. Take this negative and make it a positive. And take this positive and make it a negative. Maybe it'll reverse what's happening to us.
- Terry Banks: I don't believe this.
- Greg Banks: Please. We don't have much time left.
- [Moans]
- Greg Banks: I can feel it. I'm gonna explode.