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Sophia Petrillo
- Rose Nylund: We never had a barbeque in St. Olaf after the tragedy.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I guess we have to ask.
- Sophia Petrillo: No we don't.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: She'll work it in anyway. What tragedy, Rose?
- Rose Nylund: I can't talk about it.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Fine.
- Sophia Petrillo: Good.
- Rose Nylund: But it had to do with barbequing elk, a big fire and someone who lost his balance.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Got it.
- Sophia Petrillo: Clear as a bell.
- Blanche Devereaux: Well, now I know why Hemingway killed himself. Oh, girls, I have writer's block. It is the worst feeling in the world.
- Sophia Petrillo: Try ten days without a bowel movement sometime.
- Blanche Devereaux: [ignoring Sophia] You just sit there, hour after hour after hour...
- Sophia Petrillo: Tell me about it.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [talking about her upcoming trip to New York] I'm going just for two days, to see a doctor. I've asked Rose to go with me.
- Blanche Devereaux: [offended] Rose? Why her?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: She's comforting.
- Blanche Devereaux: And I'm not?
- Sophia Petrillo: You told me you were having a pedicure when your husband was dyin'.
- Blanche Devereaux: Well of course I was, Sophia. It was the third Thursday of the month. If I'd cancelled, that would have been it for July and August, when I'd be wearin' open-toed sandals.
- Sophia Petrillo: [mocking] Angel of mercy!
- Blanche Devereaux: Well I didn't know he was gonna pick that precise hour to die. How could I know that?
- Rose Nylund: Well, he was in a coma.
- Blanche Devereaux: Oh, he'd been in a coma for days. The fact is, I happen to be very good with sick people. I was once a candy-stripper.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: That's *striper*.