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Clayton Hollingsworth
- Clayton Hollingsworth: I shouldn't have got you mixed up in all this. It's just so hard to tell Blanche the truth.
- Rose: Clayton, you're selling your sister short. Now at times Blanche can be very understanding, compassionate and forgiving.
- Blanche: [entering the room] Get away from my baby brother you cradle snatchin', empty headed, two faced dummy!
- Rose: And then at other times she can be a real bitch.
- Sophia Petrillo: I don't get to know?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: No, Ma.
- Sophia Petrillo: Okay. Have it your way. But nobody can keep a secret from Sophia Petrillo. Whatever that guy is hiding I can smoke it out of him in three or four quick questions.
- Clayton Hollingsworth: [entering the kitchen] Hello, ladies.
- Sophia Petrillo: Perfect timing!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Ma!
- Sophia Petrillo: So, Clayton, what do you think of this Miami weather were having?
- Clayton Hollingsworth: Oh, it's lovely.
- Sophia Petrillo: I see. Have you ever been to Europe?
- Clayton Hollingsworth: No. But it's always been a dream of mine.
- Sophia Petrillo: Interesting
- [holds up 2 fingers]
- Sophia Petrillo: How many fingers am I holding up?
- Clayton Hollingsworth: Two.
- Sophia Petrillo: Fine. You can go back in the living room now.
- [Clayton exits]
- Sophia Petrillo: The man's as gay as a picnic basket!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Ma, that... that is incredible! How did you know?
- Sophia Petrillo: I heard him singing in the shower. He's the only man I ever knew who knows all the words to "Send In the Clowns".
- Blanche: I just feel like I don't know you anymore.
- Clayton Hollingsworth: I'm the same person I always was.
- Blanche: No you're not. You used to be just like me.
- Clayton Hollingsworth: What - great lookin'?
- Blanche: Yes.
- Clayton Hollingsworth: Charming?
- Blanche: Yes.
- Clayton Hollingsworth: Irresistible to men?
- Blanche: My God, Clayton, you *are* me!
- Blanche: Clayton Hollingsworth, you look me in the face and tell me you really are what you say you are.
- Clayton Hollingsworth: I think you heard me the first time, Blanche.
- [He walks out]
- Blanche: You know what that popcorn reminds me of? Rex's Drive In out at the lake. You remember the night my date and I parked right next to you and your date? Pretty soon it got to be a contest who could fog up whose car the fastest. I think you won!
- Clayton Hollingsworth: You weren't doing too badly considering you were in a convertible.
- [Clayton happened to meet Rose after a failed date and confessed his homosexuality to her, now she is helping him to confess to Blanche]
- Rose: Tell her, Clayton.
- Clayton Hollingsworth: I will, Rose.
- Blanche: Tell me what?
- Clayton Hollingsworth: Well, I ran into Rose at the park and...
- Blanche: And?
- Clayton Hollingsworth: And we had a long talk and...
- Blanche: And?
- Clayton Hollingsworth: And... we slept together tonight.