The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Blanche and the Younger Man (1985)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
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Quotes
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Rose : Hi Blanche! Gee, you look terrific!
Blanche : Thanks!
[jogs out the door]
Rose : [to Dorothy] Blanche looks terrible!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : That's because all she eats is wheat grass and bee pollen.
Rose : I know! And the strange thing is the bees look so good!
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Rose : I want you all to meet my mother, Mrs. Lindstrom. THIS IS BLANCHE AND THIS IS DOROTHY AND SOPHIA!
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. TELL ME HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
Alma Lindstrom : IT WAS JUST FINE!
[to Rose]
Alma Lindstrom : Which one of them is hard of hearing?
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Blanche : [a man in his 20s has invited Blanche out to dinner] You know what I think, I think I can handle this relationship with Dirk. I'm gonna go out with him this Saturday night.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Was there ever any doubt?
Blanche : Momentarily. This is strictly off the record but - Dirk's nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : In what Blanche, dog years?
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Ma, where're you going with all that food?
Sophia Petrillo : I'm laying supplies for when Rose's mother gets here, she's on a special diet; I hate those people, you turn your back for 2 seconds, BOOM BOOM, your food's gone. Suddenly anything you're eating is on their diet.
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : What are you doing now?
Blanche : I'm taking my bee-pollen and my sheep's liver extract and my fish oil protein. I'm getting younger with each passing day.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Great. When they defrost Walt Disney he'll have someone to go out with.
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Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Ma, what makes you think Rose's mother is old? She's the same age you are.
Sophia Petrillo : Then why did Rose rent a wheelchair at the airport, order her a special meal on the plane, and put an oxygen tank in the garage?
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Maybe her mother is a disabled welder on a special diet.
