Liza Weil credited as playing...
Paris Geller
- [Paris wants to spend Saturday working on the newspaper]
- Paris Geller: This is the seventy-fifth anniversary issue. There is only going to be one seventy-fifth anniversary issue ever, and it's on our watch. We screw this up and we basically mooned a piece of history. Is that what you want? To B.A. history?
- Madeline Lynn: But I don't understand. Last year was the seventy-fourth anniversary issue of the Franklin.
- Paris Geller: So?
- Madeline Lynn: So there's only gonna be one seventy-fourth anniversary issue ever and we didn't do anything special for it.
- Louise Grant: I think the cover was of a deep-fried Mars bar.
- Paris Geller: That's because nobody cares about the seventy-fourth anniversary issue.
- Madeline Lynn: I bet the person who worked on it seventy-four years ago did.
- Paris Geller: [exasperated] We're working Saturday!
- [she walks away and goes outside with Rory, muttering angrily]
- Paris Geller: "Why are we working Saturday, Paris? What's so special about the seventy-fifth issue, Paris? Why does my head feel so light and yet not float away, Paris?"