- Luke Danes: Painting's a pain. I'd have to close for a day, which I can't afford, or paint it in the middle of the night which I don't want to do because I hate painting.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Okay, how about this? I'll help you. I love to paint.
- Luke Danes: You do?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Yes, I do.
- Luke Danes: You love it?
- Lorelai Gilmore: I want to marry it.
- Luke Danes: You have strange passions.
- Rory Gilmore: She likes washing dishes too. She's multifaced abnormal.
- Lorelai Gilmore: [sitting on the sofa as Luke is searching for the chick Rory has as an assignment] I swear she went over there.
- Luke Danes: We looked over there.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Well, she went under that chair and didn't come out.
- Luke Danes: We moved the chair, we searched the floor. Nothing.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Well, then she went under the chair and then she went under a hole in the floor.
- Luke Danes: There's no hole in the floor.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Maybe there was a hole in floor and then she went through it and fixed it.
- Luke Danes: So she's a super-intelligent chick with great physical and deductive skills.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Yes.
- Luke Danes: This is not a chick I wanna find.