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Lorelai Gilmore
- Lorelai: Uh, so let's get back to the party recap. Any details you wanna tell Mommy?
- Rory: Jess and Dean got into the fight.
- Lorelai: Over you.
- Rory: I was a contributing factor.
- Lorelai: Was anyone hurt?
- Rory: No.
- Lorelai: And that's why the cops came and broke up the party?
- Rory: Yes.
- Lorelai: So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid?
- Rory: Yees.
- Lorelai: This fence is broken because of you. This crap is on the ground because of you!
- Rory: What's your point?
- Lorelai: [sings] Did you ever know that you're my hero, You're everything I wish I could be, If could fly higher than an eagle, You are the wind beneath my wings!
- Rory: [about Lane's backpack] I got it, we can go.
- Lorelai: Why are you holding it like that?
- Rory: Because when Lane left it here last night it was a very different colour.
- Lorelai: Are you sure she's gonna want that back? It's been left alone all night at a keg party, there's no getting it over that. That backpack is permanently scarred, that backpack is Zelda Fitzgerald.
- Rory: Well, Zelda's going home.
- Lorelai: Ok. Your first cop-raided party, I'm just so proud!
- Rory: Moom!
- Lorelai: I just wish I could've been there.
- Lorelai: Hey, Luke.
- Luke Danes: I'm in bed. I have ten more minutes to sleep. Not a lot of time in the grand scheme of things, but still, ten minutes is ten minutes. You know what I mean.
- Lorelai: Sure, yeah.
- Rory: Ten minutes is great.
- Luke Danes: And then the phone rings, and it just rings and rings and rings and rings, so I pick it up.
- Lorelai: And then hopefully got your hearing checked.
- Luke Danes: Can I finish my story?
- Lorelai: I'm just saying, that's a lot of rings.
- Luke Danes: And on the other end of the phone is someone named John who says he's Kyle's father, and Kyle threw a party last night without permission. And two guys got into a fight and tore the place apart, so John wants me to come down and take a look at the damage and discuss some sort of solution to the problem of the damages. Now, I don't know John, and I certainly don't know Kyle, but I do know someone who would get into a fight at a party and leave the place completely trashed. It's a wild guess, but I think his name rhymes with "Tess". So here I am, heading in there to talk to John about Kyle and discuss what is to be done about the hummel.