Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Red Light on the Wedding Night (2001)

Michael Winters: Taylor Doose

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• Taylor Doose : Townspeople, we should all be proud of the new addition to our streets. I know many of you have wanted a traffic light and a crosswalk for many years...

  Luke Danes : What?

  Taylor Doose : And now, your dream has come true.

  Luke Danes : It's like Hitler's Germany!

  Taylor Doose : Luke!

  Luke Danes : You're trying to brainwash us, Taylor. Telling us we want something that we don't, and not giving us any choice.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Luke, shush! We're planning.

  Luke Danes : I heard, and you're idiots if you don't eat first.

  Taylor Doose : Everybody, let me segue into the informational portion of our gathering. If I can turn your attention to the pole here, you will see a yellow button with an instructional panel right above it.

  Miss Patty : Oh my God. That's the biggest yellow button I've ever seen.

  Taylor Doose : Now if you'll read the panel above the button, you'll learn how the system works.

  Miss Patty : [reading the sign]  To cross street, push yellow button, wait for walk signal. When signal reads WALK, step into street and proceed to the other side.

  Luke Danes : It's written for morons.

  Babette Dell : In big stupid letters too!

  Morey Dell : I hate being infantilized.

  Taylor Doose : Does no one here care about this fate of near accidents we have suffered over the past year?

  Luke Danes : NEAR accidents. Meaning they didn't happen.

  Taylor Doose : Just because they didn't happen doesn't mean that we shouldn't ward against them.

  Luke Danes : There's lots of things that don't happen that we don't ward against.

  Taylor Doose : Like?

  Luke Danes : Like... everything.

  Taylor Doose : So that everything doesn't happen here, meaning nothing happens?

  Luke Danes : No, it's - It's not nothing happens. Stuff happens. It's that it... it's not everything that's... it's... Damn it, Taylor!

  Taylor Doose : Ha!