- Lorelai Gilmore: Rune is in the lobby.
- Sookie St. James: Lorelai! Hello! I made some coffee!
- Lorelai Gilmore: Rune is in the lobby.
- Sookie St. James: I also made those little orange-glazed muffins you like, with warm cinnamon butter.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Sookie! Rune is in the lobby. Why?
- Sookie St. James: Your muffin's getting cold.
- Lorelai Gilmore: My muffin's fine. My muffin wants to know what the fruitcake is doing in the lobby.
- Emily Gilmore: [opening the fridge at Rory and Lorelai's house and finding it empty] Oh my god, there's nothing in here.
- Rory Gilmore: I know. It's a little sparse.
- Emily Gilmore: It's the Grapes of Wrath.
- Rory Gilmore: Don't worry, we eat fine.
- Emily Gilmore: No food, no drink. Do you at least have plates?
- Rory Gilmore: Yes, we have plates.
- Emily Gilmore: [opening the plate cabinet] There are women in bikins on them.
- Rory Gilmore: The original Charlie's Angels. It took us years to get the complete set.