Matt Czuchry credited as playing...
Logan Huntzberger
- Richard: Logan!
- Logan: Huh? Richard!
- [stands up to shake his hand]
- Logan: Wow, this is a pleasant surprise! Finn, Colin, you know Richard, don't you?
- Richard: [shakes thier hands] Why, hello, boys. Nice to see you. Logan, I wanted to talk to you. I just heard about the incident.
- Logan: The...
- Richard: I heard that you professed your feelings for Rory.
- Logan: [shocked] Wha-?
- Richard: Mr. Bell is a very dear friend of mine, as is the Dean of admissions. Well, you know this place, news travels fast.
- Logan: Yeah, look...
- Richard: I have to tell you that, while I understand what could have driven you to such a public display of affection, there is an appropriate time and place for that sort of thing. And a classroom in the middle of class is not one of them.
- Logan: No, I know, I...
- Richard: However, what's done is done. It's out. So I dropped by to tell you that I have spoken to your father.
- Logan: My father?
- Richard: We pounded out a few things. Property agreements, pre-nups, that sort of thing.
- Logan: Okay, I think that there's been...
- Richard: Oh, we came to a very fair agreement. I'm sure you'll be pleased. Now, we're setting up a dinner next week to finalize the engagement and start talking about the ceremony.
- [Logan is in shock]
- Richard: Emily is handling all the newspaper announcements, so, not to worry. That's all taken care of.
- Logan: But...
- Richard: She is a fine young lady, Logan. I want her to be happy. You'll take care of that, I assume. All right, I'll let you get back to your coffee break. Nice seeing all of you again. And Logan, welcome to the family, son.
- [Richard turns and thumbs his nose in Rory's direction, who has watched the entire scene. She and Richard meet in the hall, laughing]
- Richard: I do hope one of his dopey looking friends knows CPR, or he just might not make it.
- Rory: You're the best, Grandpa!
- Richard: All right, who's next? Paris giving you any trouble?
- Rory: Not anymore than usual.
- [They walk down the hall together]
- Rory: However, there is a girl in my modern poetry class who keeps kicking my chair.
- Richard: Ah, I do love this place.
- Rory: Right back at you, Grandpa.
- Logan: [Rory glares at Logan after he pulled a prank on her in class] That's not a good look.
- Rory: I have no words.
- Logan: It was just a joke!
- Rory: Oh, no, wait. I thought of some. Jerk! Ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, lowlife, butt-faced miscreant!
- Logan: [indignantly] "Butt-faced miscreant"
- Rory: Why would you do something like that?
- Logan: I'm sorry, "butt-faced miscreant"?