- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: What did you think of my Mark Anthony?
- Parrot: Terrible! Terrible! Terrible!
- Gilligan: Don't mind him, Skipper. He just says what he's taught.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: And who's been teaching him?
- Gilligan: I don't know.
- Parrot: Gilligan! Gilligan! Gilligan!
- Gilligan: Blabberbeak!