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Quotes
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Chief : Max, let me give you a quick briefing. First of all, do you know what this is?
[hands over a picture of Dante's Inthermo ray]
Maxwell Smart : I believe it's a photograph.
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Maxwell Smart : [99 has taken off her chauffeur's cap] Why, You're a girl...
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Mr. Big : [to Agent 99] I see that what your organization lacks in strategy, it more than makes up in loveliness.
Maxwell Smart : Thank you.
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Maxwell Smart : You see the moment I suspected there was something wrong with this old scow, I immediately telephoned headquarters and I happen to know that at this very minute seven coastguard cutters are converging on this boat. Would you believe it? Seven.
Mr. Big : I find that pretty hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart : Would you believe six?
Mr. Big : I don't think so.
Maxwell Smart : How about two cops in a rowboat?
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Maxwell Smart : Well, that's the end of Mr. Big. If only he could have turned his evil genius into... niceness.
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Chief : Max, you realize that you'll be facing every kind of danger imaginable.
Maxwell Smart : And... loving it.
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Maxwell Smart : Are you 99?
Six and half year old boy : No, I'm six and a half.
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Maxwell Smart : Of course, that's it! Rubber trash! They're using it for camouflage.
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Maxwell Smart : The old garbage trick, eh? That's the second time it's been pulled on me this year.
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Chief : Hodgkins, raise the cone of silence.
Hodgkins : What?
Chief : [shouting] Raise the Cone of Silence!
Maxwell Smart : [Cone of Silence is raised] Perhaps we could just talk softly, sir.
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Chief : 86, your mission is simple: Find KAOS and destroy it, get Mr. Big, rescue Professor Dante, and bring back the Inthermo.
Maxwell Smart : This may run into a little overtime, chief.
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Maxwell Smart : [calling the Chief on his shoe phone] Smart here, Maxwell Smart. Mission accomplished. Professor Dante rescued, KAOS destroyed. I take great pride in saying that the forces of evil have once again been foiled in their attempt to extinguish the torch of liberty... what?... Oh, sorry. Wrong number.
