Get Smart (TV Series)

Greer Window (1969)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Chief : If KAOS gets their hands on any more of those blueprints, Max, they'll have the capability of polluting the air over every major city in the United States.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, I don't wanna worry you, Chief, but I think they already have that.

• Chief : [puts phone on hook]  Why doesn't he answer?

  Larabee : Maybe he went out for a walk?

  Chief : No, he's under doctor's orders not to leave the apartment.

  Larabee : Maybe he's taking a nap?

  Chief : No, a let the phone ring often enough to wake him. Something must have happened...

  Larabee : Maybe something happened to 'em?

• Chief : Where's Max?

  Larabee : He's trying to get into the house through the back way.

  Chief : That's very heroic of him.

  Larabee : Not really, Chief, he had to go to the bathroom.