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George Lopez
- Angie Lopez: How many weeks have you had this period?
- Carmen Lopez: I don't know... six?
- George Lopez: Six weeks, if you went to a Catholic school, you'd be a miracle.
- Angie Lopez: She lied.
- Benny: They lie because they're not afraid of you.
- George Lopez: Mom, we're handling this.
- Benny: I don't see anybody getting hit.
- Angie Lopez: We don't hit our kids, Benny, we threaten to send them to your house.
- George Lopez: Hey hey, isn't this fun for me?
- Jack Powers: It's a big day in a man's life the first time he fires his parent. I remember the look on my dad's face when I fired him. That was a good birthday!
- George Lopez: Well it wasn't good for me!
- Jack Powers: What wasn't?
- George Lopez: Firing her, I did it yesterday.
- Jack Powers: What? George, you weren't supposed to actually fire her!
- George Lopez: You told me to!
- Jack Powers: I thought you'd talk to me about it first, I was testing you, George!
- George Lopez: Testing me? Jack, that's WHY I work in a factory: I'm NO good with tests!
- Carmen Lopez: Max wants to know if he can sleep with the light on, he dreamed that Grandma was trying to kill him.
- Angie Lopez: [to George] You want to bring THAT into our home?
- George Lopez: Angie, it's a boy dreaming about spending time with his grandmother, does it really matter what they're doing?
- Carmen Lopez: Max had a nightmare about Grandma again.
- Max Lopez: [gets in bed with George and Angie] This time she was chasing me with a knife.
- [Benny enters the bedroom with knife]
- Max Lopez: AHHHH!
- George Lopez: [turns] AHHHH!
- Carmen Lopez: [turns] AHHHH!
- Angie Lopez: [turns] AHHHH!
- Benny: [unfazed] Who wants cake?
- George Lopez: I want 2 weeks paid vacation, not for me, for my mom.
- Jack Powers: No problem, George, I'll give her 3 weeks, I don't like her!