- George Lopez: [to Carmen] Any problems with the building? Take it up with the super. He's in the next room and he's 11.
- Carmen Lopez: [about the mannequin in the wall] The mannequin represents my spirit trying to get out of a spiritual prison.
- George Lopez: Is your spirit so dumb, it can't use the door?
- George Lopez: [to Carmen] You want to be treated like an adult?
- Carmen Lopez: Uh, yeah.
- George Lopez: Okay, the rent's due the first of the month.
- Angie Lopez: Carmen, your mail came, there's something from a school and a letter from Toby and two pieces of junk mail.
- [holds up a plate with 2 pizza slices]
- Carmen Lopez: Thank you, thank you...
- George Lopez: Angie!
- Angie Lopez: [gives Carmen the plate] Run up to your room and eat your mail.
- Angie Lopez: And you do all this... for nursing school?
- Carmen Lopez: Why would she need to go to school? She's a dancer and a model.
- Taylor: Yeah, I'm like a triple threat.
- Carmen Lopez: [to Taylor] My dad's making me pay rent!
- George Lopez: Yeah, landlord and a dad, I'm like a triple threat.
- George Lopez: Carmen's about to crack. Taylor's taking her clothes, eating her food, using her phone. She's an ungrateful, selfish brat. It's perfect! Carmen now has her own Carmen. Night night.
- [George just told Taylor to leave]
- Carmen Lopez: Dad, you can't do that! She pays rent here!
- George Lopez: Do you really want me to bring her back down here and tell her she can stay?
- [Carmen nods]
- George Lopez: So she can eat your food, borrow your clothes, and spend your money?
- Carmen Lopez: Nooo.
- George Lopez: Are you ready to go back to being our daughter and live under our rules?
- Carmen Lopez: You know, I still have that bag packed upstairs.
- Angie Lopez: Fine. Then go get it.
- Carmen Lopez: You don't mean that.
- Angie Lopez: Yeah, I do, because having you out all night at parties is no different than having you run away. I need to know where you are and that you're safe, but if you're not willing to do that for me, then go.
- Carmen Lopez: *You're* kicking me out?
- Angie Lopez: I'm giving you a choice. You can leave this house and be on your own or I will go upstairs, unpack your bags, and, as your mother, I will fix you a nice breakfast and tuck you in for a nap 'cause you look exhausted.
- [Carmen thinks for a moment]
- Carmen Lopez: Can I have French toast before my nap?
- Angie Lopez: Yes, honey.
- [Angie and Carmen hug each other]