George Lopez (TV Series)

Happy Birthdays (2002)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Mom, do you know what yesterday was?

  Benny : Wednesday, and I know who the president is too, don't try that with me.

  George Lopez : Mom, think back 36 years from yesterday, think how you came to be called 'Mom'.

• Benny : George, if you expect a dog to bite you, you'll be happy if all he does is poop on your shoes.