George Lopez (TV Series)

Happy Birthdays (2002)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• George Lopez : Mom, do you know what yesterday was?

  Benny : Wednesday, and I know who the president is too, don't try that with me.

  George Lopez : Mom, think back 36 years from yesterday, think how you came to be called 'Mom'.

• Angie Lopez : I got you one of your favorite childhood idols.

  George Lopez : You got Eric Estrada?

  [goes outside] 

  George Lopez : It's Pufnstuf!

  [hugs him] 

  George Lopez : Oh you're all soft just like I knew you'd be!

• Angie Lopez : What do you say to 12 friends, Spider-man, a few presents, and chocolate cake?

  George Lopez : No, 3 friends, no entertainment, one gift, and a baked potato.

  [Angie stares at him] 

  George Lopez : What? We're bargaining, I'm starting low.

• George Lopez : Exactly what is it we're celebrating? 'You're another year closer to death, have a tie'?

• Carmen Lopez : [busts into the bedroom while George and Angie are talking calmly]  Mommy, Daddy, please stop fighting! You're going to drive me into the arms of a sympathetic gang member!

  Angie Lopez : [looks at her]  Did your father put you up to this?

  Carmen Lopez : No... it's just hard to concentrate... and all this...

  George Lopez : [to Carmen]  Okay, two things: You came in a little early... and I didn't believe you on the second one.