George Lopez (TV Series)

George Needs Anchor Management (2005)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : Look, Angie is the most important thing in my life and I'm not going to let some rich, good-looking dude make a move on her. God, I drove her to this. You know, last night, she was wearing the avocado mask and rollers. She had a little leg stubble. I should've just pictured Salma Hayek and went for it.

• Angie Lopez : [to George]  There's nothing going on between me and Spencer, and I can explain it at home when I'm not working!

  George Lopez : No, I want to know now.

  Angie Lopez : This is not the time or the place to discuss this!

  George Lopez : Angie!

  Angie Lopez : [to her clients]  Sorry, now, where were we? Hmm?

  George Lopez : [while making a banging noise]  What happened during lunch? What happened during lunch?

  Angie Lopez : There was no lunch date! I walked around the mall for an hour.

  George Lopez : What?

  Angie Lopez : He blew me off when I called yesterday. He didn't even want to have lunch. He told me to get over it. I was humiliated, okay?

  George Lopez : Angie, I don't think this is the time or place to air our dirty laundry.

• George Lopez : [to Angie]  Okay, look, wait, before you say anything, all right, I know I acted like an idiot, but I wouldn't have gone down there if you didn't lie to me in the first place.

  Angie Lopez : How could I possibly tell you the truth? How could I tell you that he dumped me, and he never wanted to see me again? You put me on this pedestal like I'm some kind of goddess and I always wanted you to believe that you won the prize, not caught me on the rebound from Spencer. I did this for you, George.

  George Lopez : Oh-ho-ho! So close! I'll bet the only reason you called him in the first place was to make me jealous.

  Angie Lopez : I wanted to know why the hell he dumped me. No one's ever dumped Angie Palmero. I'm a prize, damn it.

• Vic Palmero : [to Angie about Spencer Vogel]  I paid him $10,000 to break it off with you and never see you again.

  Angie Lopez : You paid him to get out of my life? How dare you!

  George Lopez : Yeah, how dare you! Hey, man, you hated my guts and you never offered me a dime.