George Lopez (TV Series)

George Enrolls Like That (2006)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• Rick Martinez : [to George]  I couldn't sleep at night from all the police helicopters.

  George Lopez : Yeah, well, I didn't have a dad. I was glad for the police helicopters. It was the only time in my life I had any male guidance, "Son, go back in the house!"

  Rick Martinez : I don't have a dad either. He died when I was a kid.

  George Lopez : Well, my mom had to work two jobs and I had a learning disability.

  Rick Martinez : Dyslexia?

  George Lopez : Yeah. You know, we have a lot in common.

  Ernie : Yeah, you two started out the same way and then Rick went to college and did a whole lot better.

• Principal Stahler : Studies show that kids with parents who didn't go to college are less likely to go themselves.

  George Lopez : So what you saying is we're stupid.

• Principal Stahler : Good evening, parents. You're probably wondering why only some of you are here.

  George Lopez : Yeah, cuz all the losers stayed at home.

  Principal Stahler : You're all here because none of you went to college.

  George Lopez : [to Angie]  Strike that, Angie. We're the losers.

• George Lopez : [to Ernie]  It wasn't a real assembly, it was only for parents who didn't go to college. They're trying to inspire our kids by telling them that we're idiots.

  Benny : So when they tell you you're an idiot, they're doing their job, but wen I say it, I'm a bad parent?

• George Lopez : Come on Angie, let's get out of here and go home.

  [to the principal] 

  George Lopez : Unless I'm too stupid to figure out how to drive my own car.