Leonard Nimoy credited as playing...
Leonard Nimoy's Head
- Leonard Nimoy: Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed "Star Trek IV", I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.
- William Shatner: And when I directed "Star Trek V", I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much.
- Fry: Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. I can't believe your show was banned.
- Leonard Nimoy: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
- Fry: You know. 1966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones.
- Leonard Nimoy: Oh, really, I've done too many things to remember one particular TV series. But if-if you want to discuss my books of poetry...
- Fry: Come on! Remember that episode where you got high on spores and smacked Kirk around?
- Leonard Nimoy: No. Perhaps you're thinking of my one man show about Vincent van Spock-- Uh, uh, I mean van Gogh! Damn!
- Fry: Aha! You can't escape it!
- Leonard Nimoy: [begins crying] You're right. I can't.
- Leonard Nimoy: I feel like hugging you!
- William Shatner: Well, I would except you have no body.
- Leonard Nimoy: Ha, ha, ha.
- William Shatner: And we're both men.
- [Leonard Nimoy is introducing the cast of Star Trek]
- Leonard Nimoy: Nichelle, George, Walter, DeForest, Welshie...
- Fry: "Welshie"?
- Nichelle Nichols: We did some musical reunion specials in the 22-hundreds, but the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling.
- Leonard Nimoy: Truly, it was a paradise.
- Fry: And all you had to put up with was one really annoying Star Trek fan.
- [Beat]
- William Shatner: Let's get the hell out of here.
- [the Star Trek cast had to leave their bodies behind because the ship was too heavy]
- Fry: Look, Leonard! We're light enough to keep the tapes. Isn't that great?
- Leonard Nimoy: I'm living in a gefilte fish jar.
- Leonard Nimoy: [after Melllvar makes him a new body] Hey! A body! Buff, tan... Yeah! This is mine all right.
- [Leonard Nimoy is introducing the cast of Star Trek]
- Leonard Nimoy: Nichelle, George, Walter, DeForest, Welshie...
- Fry: Welshie?
- Nichelle Nichols: We did some musical reunion specials in the 22-hundreds, but the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling.
- [in a fight to the death with Bender]
- Leonard Nimoy: Let's see if this actually works.
- [Nimoy attempts the Vulcan neck pinch on Bender. It doesn't affect him and Bender simply punches him out]