John DiMaggio en el papel de...
Bender • Dummy #1 • Elzar
- Philip J. Fry: You could have picked a better time to break up with the ship, Bender.
- Bender: Ah, the moment felt right. Call me old-fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.
- Turanga Leela: At least it looks like you were able to keep your consciousness separate from hers.
- Bender: Of course. Bender is a lone wolf, a solitary eagle...
- Planet Express Ship: [speaking through Bender] ... a cuddly baby tapir...
- Bender: ...and that's why I love him.
- Turanga Leela: Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?
- Bender: [Bender bursts into laughter] Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.
- [He laughs even harder]
- Planet Express Ship: Oh, honey, look! The tapirs! It says here that the babies lose their pajama-like coat after their first year. Isn't that interesting, honey?
- Bender: Yep, mind-numbingly interesting.
- Planet Express Ship: Bender, don't lie. I saw you at Elzar's with those two ladies of the evening. Explain that!
- Bender: Well, I love a challenge. Um... no... I've got it. I'm gonna be completely honest with you, Planet Express ship. Those women you saw me with were my accountants.
- Planet Express Ship: Your accountants? Oh, I would dearly love to believe that were true, so I do.
- Turanga Leela: Bender, dating your co-worker and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical, and in violation of interstellar shipping statue 437-B.
- Bender: That's what makes it so nasty.
- Philip J. Fry: Bender, how can you be in love with the ship? It'd be like me falling in love with a really fat chick... and living inside her... and going
- [imitates flying sounds]
- Philip J. Fry: .
- Bender: Fry, in order for me to get busy with maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a 400-ton booty.