Billy West credited as playing...
Philip J. Fry • Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth • Dr. Zoidberg • Robo-Puppy
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Seymour is about to be cloned; the scanner reveals his species and the age when he died] Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen.
- Fry: Fifteen? You mean... he lived for twelve more years after I got frozen?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Nods] Indeed.
- Fry: [pauses] Stop the cloning.
- [Everybody exclaims in confusion; Fry then takes a large wrench and hammers it against the machine, halting the cloning process]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Crosses his arms] Oh, sure! Smash the *smart guy's* machine...
- Bender: Fry, what's wrong?
- Fry: Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.
- Bender: But that's a good thing. "Walkin' On Sunshine" sucks noodles.
- Fry: I had Seymour 'till he was three. That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him... I'll never forget him...
- [Picks up the fossil and looks into its apparent eyes]
- Fry: But he forgot me a long, long time ago...
- [Kisses his dog on the head, places him on the broken machine, casts a last look of good-bye, and leaves]
- Fry: I have a pizza here for Seymour Asses.
- Man at Delivery Address: There isn't anybody by that name here. Or anywhere. I hope in time you realize how stupid you are.
- Fry: I wouldn't count on it.
- [the Professor is about to revive Fry's fossilized dog]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Let this abomination unto the Lord begin!
- Fry: I will now do the native dance of my people.
- [Does The Hustle]
- Turanga Leela: [Reading a book entitled "Dances of Ancient Bronx"] It says here that this part of the Hustle was a plea to the gods for a favor, usually a Trans-Am.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: In cases of rapid fossilization, I can press this brain scan button retrieving Seymour's memories at the precise instant of doggy death.
- Fry: [ecstatic] I'm gonna get my puppy back. In your face Grim Reaper.
- Bender: [jealous] Crappy, ineffective Reaper...
- Tour Guide: I am a volunteer housewife with over 45 minutes of training and a romance novel about archaeology.
- Fry: Don't wave your fancy degrees at me.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [when everyone, despite the professor's objections, seems intent on leaping into a lake of lava to rescue Fry's dog] Professor! Lava! Hot!
- [Bender owns an Aibo robot dog]
- Robo-Puppy: Robo-puppy commencing 2 hour yipping session. Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip...
- [Bender kicks it against the wall, Aibo alarm sounding]
- Robo-Puppy: Robo-puppy mistreatment alert. Robo-puppy mistreatment alert.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [the cloning process has started. Seymour is zapped by the machine and his DNA is extracted. "Species: Canis Familiaris. Age: 15" is displayed on a screen] Interesting... It seems Seymour died at the ripe old age of fifteen.
- Fry: Fifteen? You mean... he lived for 12 more years after I got frozen?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Indeed.
- Fry: [pauses] Stop the cloning.
- [He picks up a spanner and hits the Clone-O-Mat with it, wrecking the machine and abruptly stopping the cloning process]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [Crosses his arms] Oh, sure! Smash the smart guy's machine!
- Bender: Fry, what's wrong?
- Fry: Think about it: Seymour lived a full life after I was gone... He probably even added new songs to his repertoire.
- Bender: But that's a good thing. Walking On Sunshine sucks noodles!
- Fry: I had Seymour till he was three... That's when I knew him, and that's when I loved him.
- [He picks up Seymour's fossil and looks into his apparent eyes]
- Fry: I'll never forget him... But he forgot me a long, long time ago.
- [He kisses Seymour's fossil and places him on the alter of the machine; he walks away, while casting a final farewell gaze before leaving the room entirely]
- Robo-Puppy: Robo-Puppy commencing two hour yipping session.
- [Robo-Puppy begins to yip. Bender, frustrated, kicks it across the room where it hits the wall and falls to the ground]
- Robo-Puppy: [as a siren begins to wail out] Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert. Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert.