Futurama (TV Series)
Crimes of the Hot (2002)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Greenhouse Gases, Randy Munchnik, Robot Crowd, The Chain Smoker
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Quotes
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Bender : Shut up and pay attention to me, Bender! Look, I love life and its pleasures as much as anyone here, except perhaps you, Hedonism Bot. But we need to be shut off! Especially you, Hedonism Bot.
Hedonism Bot : I apologize for nothing!
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Randy : They called me crazy for building this ark.
Randy's Partner : You ARE crazy. You filled it with same sex animal couples.
Randy : Hey, there are parts of the Bible I like and parts I don't like.
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Leela : Bender, a turtle isn't yourself. Why do you care about it?
Bender : Because I also care deeply about things that remind me of myself, like poor little Shelly here.
Hermes Conrad : What could you possibly have in common with that walking soup mix?
Bender : For one thing, we both have a tough outer shell but live a rich inner life. And also... well, you know.
Leela : You're both alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gamblers?
Bender : No, it's just... neither of us can get up when we get knocked on our back.
Fry : What? I've seen you get up off your back tons of times.
Bender : Those times I was slightly on my side.
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Bender : We pollute too much. We're destroying the world and killing the turtles.
Reverend Preacherbot : To hell with the turtles!
Bender : No one insults the turtles!