Futurama (TV Series)
A Tale of Two Santas (2001)
David Herman: Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer, Elves, Father
Quotes
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Little Girl : Mommy, mommy! Santa's through the perimeter!
Mother : This is it, kids! Take your suicide pills so you won't suffer!
Bender : No, wait! I'm the good Santa! I've got toys at very reasonable prices!
Father : Don't listen to him! He's the father of all lies, and the uncle of all tricks!
Bender : But I come bearing Tri-Ominos!
Mother : Go for the shins!
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Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer : As soon as I pull this switch, these powerful electromagnets will tear you limb from limb, killing you in the most humane possible manner.
Bender : But Mr. Mayor, that doesn't sound humane.
Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer : It is for the witnesses, because it's not boring.