Futurama (TV Series)

A Fishful of Dollars (1999)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Turanga Leela : You're Fry's relative. Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?

  Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth : Uh, what? Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...

• Leela : I don't get it, Fry. Who was Ted Danson, and why did you bid ten thousand dollars for his skeleton?

  Fry : I have an idea for a sitcom.

• Turanga Leela : Do we really need to wear these top hats?

  Bender : I don't think you realize how rich he really is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.

• Turanga Leela : Fry, this isn't healthy. You're living in the past.

  Fry : I'm rich! I can live whenever I want!

  Turanga Leela : But we live here, in the year 3000.

  Bender : Yeah! Now, are you gonna come to the squid fights with us or sit here wallowing in your prehistoric junk?

  Fry : Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what makes me happy, and it's not friends, it's things.

  Bender : I'm a thing.

• Leela : Fry you can't spend all your time in the dark listening to classical music.

  Fry : I could if you didn't turn the lights on and turn off my stereo.

  Leela : Fry this isn't healthy, you're living in the past.

  Fry : I'm rich I can live whenever I want!

  Leela : But we're your friends and we live here in the year 3000.

  Bender : Yeah, now are you going to come to the squid fights with us, or sit here wallowing in your pre-historic junk!

  Fry : Junk? Maybe you can't understand this, but i finally found what i need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things.

  Bender : I'm a thing...

  Leela : Fry please...

  Fry : *Shuts the door on his friends*

  Leela : My pony tail is caught in the door!

  Fry : I don't need them!

• Fry : Now, if you'll excuse me, it's eight o'clock. Time to get biz-zay.

  [listens to "Baby Got Back" on his stereo; Leela turns it off] 

  Leela : Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark and listen to classical music!

  Fry : I could've if you didn't turn on the lights and shut off the stereo!

• Fry : So, you're telling me they broadcast commercials into people's dreams?.. But how is that possible?

  Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth : It's very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. Although in reality it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.

  Fry : That's awful. It's like brainwashing.

  Leela : Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?

  Fry : Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky... But not in dreams.