John Stamos credited as playing...
Jesse Katsopolis
- [Becky's parents arrive]
- Becky Donaldson: What took you guys so long? I thought you were right behind me.
- Kenneth Donaldson: Well, we were until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.
- [Jesse enters and takes off his black leather jacket]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.
- Kenneth Donaldson: [points to Jesse] That's the hoodlum!
- Jesse Katsopolis: [points to Kenneth] That's the walnut!
- Kenneth Donaldson: You know, you were driving a little fast there, young man.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Oh, well, maybe it just seemed that way 'cause you were driving a tad on the slow side, sir.
- Kenneth Donaldson: I was keeping up with the flow of traffic.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Ah, but parked cars don't count as traffic.
- Kenneth Donaldson: I always say better safe than sorry.
- Jesse Katsopolis: And I always say moving is better than standing still.
- Jesse Katsopolis: [leaps out of the plane to skydive] Have mercy!
- Joey Gladstone: [in the plane] Oh, my God. He jumped without his... Mousse!
- [Jesse opens his parachute]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Did I forget my mousse?