Full House (TV Series)

Cutting It Close (1988)

Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner

Quotes 

• Steph : I can't leave the room. I grounded myself until I'm 82.

  Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : You are not grounded! I'm your father and I'm ordering you to play with your toys.

  Steph : Daddy, please don't make me have fun.

  Daniel 'Danny' Tanner : I'm sorry, honey, but someday when you're a parent you'll understand.

• Jesse Katsopolis : Look at me, I'm a professional bike rider, I never had ONE problem, I miss ONE little sign, BOOM, I'm the mummy man. And what about you, how many pretend haircuts have you given?

  Steph : Including yours...

  [counts on her fingers] 

  Steph : Millions.

  Jesse Katsopolis : See? You just made one mistake.

• Jesse Katsopolis : Hey babe.

  Steph : Hey.

  Jesse Katsopolis : You can come closer.

  Steph : [takes two steps]  I better not

  [doubles back] 

  Steph : I'm dangerous, that's why you hate me.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Stephanie Judith Tanner, I do NOT hate you.

  Steph : Then why are you yelling and grouchy and telling Daddy to slam doors?

  Jesse Katsopolis : Because I'm frustrated! I... I've been feeling sorry for myself.

• D.J. Tanner : Steph, you're the only one not helping!

  Stephanie Tanner : I can't help! I can't go near Uncle Jesse, I don't want to break him again.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Steph, you didn't break your uncle Jesse.

  Stephanie Tanner : I only scalped him, wrecked his motorcycle and broke both his arms!

• Steph : [talking to Jesse while cutting his hair]  So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?

• Danny Tanner : Steph, I can see how you might think you're a little bit jinxed.

  Stephanie Tanner : A little bit jinxed? Daddy, I'm the kiss of death!