Full House (TV Series)

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (in 22 Minutes) (1989)

Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone

Quotes 

• Jesse Katsopolis : Michelle, now, you don't want grow up and be selfish like Becky.

  [Becky listening in on baby monitor] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : Next thing you know, you won't wanna go hear your boyfriend sing. I don't know what's gotten into Becky lately, but she's really starting to get on my nerves.

  Joey Gladstone : After seven already? I better check that garbage disposal.

  [Becky Jumps over counter and turns off disposal] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : I mean, sometimes she gets so stubborn and pigheaded.

  Rebecca Donaldson : [to Joey]  Excuse me.

  [Runs up stairs with baby monitor] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : You know, sometimes those things pic up other people's houses.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Michelle, why can't Becky just realize your Uncle Jesse is right? I mean, it's so simple...

  [hears echo] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : So simp...

  [turns around to see Becky holding up baby monitor] 

• Danny Tanner : And I have prepared a nutritious snack of celery sticks for her little friends.

  Joey Gladstone : Mm. Celery sticks, every kids' favorite. I remember every Halloween, I used to head straight to the houses that gave out celery.