Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel (1996)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : [on the phone]  Hi Janice, hold on

  [puts the phone to his chest] 

  Chandler Bing : what do I do?

  Rachel Green : I don't know

  Monica Geller : If we did, what you did, no man would ever call us again, act like you just woke up, be sleepy

  Rachel Green : And grumpy

  Chandler Bing : Stop naming dwarfs!

• Joey Tribbiani : I've never been through the tunnel myself because the way I understand it, you can't go through it if you have more than one girl in the car but the way I see it, you face your fears same as anything else, you've got a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building, you've got a fear of bugs, get a bug, in your case you've got a fear of commitment so you go in there and be the most committed guy there was

  Rachel Green : Amazingly that actually makes sense

  Chandler Bing : Really?

  Joey Tribbiani : Sure jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind

  Chandler Bing : I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm going to be peeing every which way